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Main Character August

For the month of August, I am planning on romanticizing/main charactering every aspect of my daily life. Instead of letting imposter syndrome settle in, I'm going to wear the clothes I want, eat the things I want, fully immerse myself in my chores and homemaking. I am going to unplug from the machine that tells me what my life *should* look like. Instead, I'm going with what I want it to look like.  I've always dreamed of a Practical Magic, Outlander, Anne of Green Gables, Little House on the Prairie, Boxcar Children lifestyle. The aesthetic of those have always been my vibe, which I guess is really just cottagecore. I have always envisioned it where I am wearing neutral/jewel-toned linen and wool fabrics, carrying a handbasket instead of a purse, knitting all my own socks, gloves, shawls and hats. Serving a delicious lunch of homemade vegetable soup with chicken that I raised in a nice warm stoneware bowl, as I put a piece of my fresh, warm, made from scratch bread on the

Can I get a MOO?!

 

Most of my cattle have been gifted to me in one way or another. From meeting the right farmer who’s willing to give me bottle calves to our friend who has a 200+ head operation that gives me cattle that are a bit sicklier, to “hunting” a heifer on the neighbors land, they haven’t cost me more than the fuel, food, and medical treatment I have put into them.

And when it comes to transporting them home, I am the most unconventional farmher (or even farmer) around. Out of all of six of them who have come home only two have be in our stock trailer. Not because it’s not in working condition, but because my little Honda has proven its worth over and over again.

Let’s start with my first arrival and how she came to live at our farm.

Butters came to live with us from our neighbors land. She has been running rogue over there for going on a year with no one claiming her, no markings of belonging to any local farmers and no one really feeding her. She survived solely off the grass in the field and the very low pond for her water. Best guess at the time we picked her up was about a year old based on her size. We were pretty sure she was never going to grow to her full size, but she has proven us wrong.

While she’s a bit of a mama’s girl and is just now letting the kids and Paul handle her, she hasn’t shown any side of being mean to humans yet. She did come home in the stock trailer because she was too wild to safely transport in the bed of our truck or the back of the Honda. Our best guess is she’s a Charolais cross who may have lost her mom to death or separation. Either way, she is probably the biggest pride and joy I have outside of my own human children. She’s spoiled with love, grain and brushing.

Benny (the Bull) came to live with us from our friends Doug and Judy. He was a bottle calf they had on their farm that his mom never took to him for some reason. His dam is a nuts of a Santa Gertrudis/Charolais cross and his sire is a Brahman. He originated the CRV becoming affectionately known as the Calf Relocation Vehicle. I traded him for a Pyrenees puppy I bought from a friend. (I had originally bought the puppy for Dough and Judy, but instead of getting my money back I accepted a bull calf.) We have been around Benny since he was a couple days old and so far at a year and a half later, he seems to have maintained his great disposition.

He is still a bull, with all plans of keeping him a bull unless he becomes dangerous to humans. So far it seems thought that he is just going to be a friendly bull for life. I credit this to us running a mixed herd, only having a few heifers, and being hot-wire trained. He doesn’t feel the need to push on a fence when it shocks the shit out of him instead of him snapping it!

Two Licks came to us from Doug’s parents. She is a Charolais/Brahman cross that we aren’t exactly sure who her dam and sire are. She was probably a week or so out from death when she came to our farm due to weather conditions, mom kicking her off the teat early and the overall situation is was in. She came home in the stock trailer for safety of us. She was small enough to fit in the CRV, but was as wild as a March hare. When we lured her into the stock trailer I was reaching over the front of the stock trailer to pet her and she kicked the metal wall so hard it left a tiny dent.

She earned her name from her straight infatuation with grain. She didn’t give “Two Licks about anything other than grain” and it was pretty evident that it was what had kept her alive. She was very proficient at holding her own with the other cattle in her previous herd.

The three calves who have come to the farm are down to two. They were also born in the dead of winter and it was extremely hard on them. They were gifted to me from a local farmer who gives me his bottle calves to help me start my growing little cattle operation. They are/were beefmaster and I know nothing about their initial history except their dams refused to feed them. They all three came home in the CRV, with the first two bull calves coming together.

The two bull calves came together and then Lucky Start came later. She will be staying while Mr. Moo, the surviving bull calf will be sold as a bull. Blackie as N called him, died at 14 days old and we were all really bummed about it because he had the best personality.

With any luck, I’ll be converting an area of the farm that’s a small paddock for calves this fall. Our land isn’t big enough for me to hold a large herd, but I love working with cattle. Bottle calves give me the opportunity to raise quality bulls and heifers to sell back locally to farmers, knowing that they have basic handling skills trained into them already. Currently, I have a partnership with two local farmers to raise bottle calves or rehab cattle whose health isn’t in the best state. I’m also getting ready to send out a blood test on Butters because we believe Benny finally got the job done and we may have our first calf born next year!

Exciting times are happening around our little Misfit Acre and we’d love to hear your favorite tips on working with cattle! Please share in the comments below or on our posts on Instagram and don’t forget to grow wild, get out in nature and connect to your roots!

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